Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Randomize
