So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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