My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
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