a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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