It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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