yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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