i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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