K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
