guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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