the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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