Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
