I hate your face
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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