He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Randomize
