so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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