Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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