You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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