That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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