idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I think people are normalizing furries
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Randomize
