I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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