so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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