at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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