hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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