No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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