similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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