I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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