im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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