I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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