I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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