Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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