Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Ketchup is God's man juice
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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