i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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