yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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