He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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