He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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