I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Randomize
