is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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