Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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