What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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