I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Alive.
So much puke
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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