I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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