I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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