But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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