let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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