Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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