i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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