We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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