Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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