Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Come share oat with me in your robe
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Randomize
