if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Such a big mess for such a small penis
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
do nipples grow back?
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