God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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