I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We have started to decorate penises.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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