He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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